Why my life needs a script. Part I

Rather than giving you the never-ending list of stupid things I've said:

(anther stupid thing -->)From the boarding pass givers/ check-in people: "Have a nice flight!"
Me: "You too!"

Passing in the hall: "Hey, how are you?"
Me: "Not much."

And so on. My friends can tell you the millions of things that have been said meaner than intended and without tact. (I'm getting better, I promise! Ok, I can't promise, but I'm trying!!)

And, the best thing about the script? You know what happens at the end!! At least, that's MY favorite. I'm a planner; I like to think things through and have all the options. I like knowing what's going to happen and when. I want to know how long I'm going to live, so I know what my timeframe is to travel to Europe and visit Disneyland. I want to know who my friends are when I'm old. I question if I get married and what will my kids be like. Will I fail as a mom?? That's super scary. I could screw up a child's life! If I was allowed one super power, I would hope for either the person who can aquire anybody's gift or tell the future. If you could attain any super power, what would it be??

But you also want to know what's super cool???? (I know you're dying!)
Read my next blog to find out!! (<-- ooh, a cliffhanger! I hate those. Don't you?) mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!